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It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum
Free online action games for when you want to kill ten minutes. All Flash games are simple, addictive, mindless fun, selected for the man who doesn't need instructions. We have 80's arcade classics and clones, blast-em-ups and a few others to test your reflexes and mind. Some personal, random favorites: Asteroids, Alien Showdown, Dry_Fire, Bubbles. |
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| Classics |
 Asteroids |
Great remake, plays as well as the original. |
 Space Invaders |
Good Flash remake of the original. |
 Pac-Man |
| Action |
| Brilliant once you've mastered the controls. Basics: The red dots on the radar are the alien nests. Keep your back away from the nests and try to keep them all on one side, so you don't get surrounded by aliens. Learn how to aim with the mouse while moving around with the cursor keys and you'll have a lot of fun with this. Advanced play: Notice you can pick up power-ups and move around in between levels, when the screen goes dark. This means you can move to the edge of the screen after a level, so you don't get caught in the middle surrounded by nests at the beginning of the next level. Some power-ups stay on screen into the next level. Leave them scattered around. Don't waste them, as you can only carry a set amount. There's one problem with this game. It's easy to click off the edge of the screen onto the web page, so you find yourself scrolling up and down instead of blasting nasties. You get the full screen mode because of this. |
 Dry_Fire |
Rewarding canon laser and screams. Just when it's getting boring, out comes the heavy artillery. Then it's an adrenaline fuelled rush until you die in a blaze of glory. |
 Red |
Beautifully chosen music, smooth gameplay. You wouldn't think a blast-em-up could be this much fun without explosions. Missile Command inspired. |
 Robot War |
Time Crisis inspired. It starts off pretty easy so it will make you feel good at first. |
 Ant City |
Burn people alive with a giant magnifying glass. Make sure you play this game to the end. |
 Castle Cat 2 |
Smooth, playable, fun platformer. A cat with a castle on his head. Summery tune puts you in that Miami mood. Space bar throws a mace. Ctrl fires a canon from your head. This is medieval warfare meets the ocean breeze of Miami. Jump on the lady for a bonus. Look out for the secret section in the clouds. When you're bouncing on the clouds, there are two extra screens on either side, where you can jump on more ladies. |
| Reflexes |
 Bubbles  |
 Counting the Stars |
You have a split second to count the stars. Fun for a few minutes. |
 Help Pedro Keep His Pecker Up |
Keep playing for the special moves! |
 Mad Shark |
The gameplay's not good, but it's fun to see the shark biting little men in half. |
 Particles |
Stop your balls knocking together. Tell me if you beat my high score: "8 balls, 189 seconds, A+ You're the man!" |
 Tangerine Panic |
Dodge tangerines as they fall on your head. I like the little guy. |
 The Shell Game |
I got to level 20 with 78,643,200 in the bank, before I got bored of this game. It's got one flaw: I'm too good. The programmer has made it so you can't add more than 50k at a time to your bet, so when you're as good as I am, it takes several minutes of mouse clicking before you can place your full bet. Programmers should consult me first before releasing games like this, as it's a great little game but sadly was not play-tested by a master games player like me. |
 TRN 47 Subversion |
I feel the need for speed. Race through tunnels, outrun the law, have a fit. Nice little intro scenes with the dodgiest voiceovers you'll ever hear. |
| Puzzle |
 Blood 2 |
Shoot everything to unlock clues in this blood soaked adventure game. Demo version. |
 Grain Strain |
Like Lemmings, but with grains. The timer will drive you nuts. Needs more levels. |
 Microlife |
Tamagotchi like game. Feed your creatures, heal them, fight off bad guys. Simple levels to complete. Such a fun little game, should be more levels and more difficult. |
 NoName Game |
Infuriating. I played for a couple of hours but still couldn't get round the final rotating section. |
 Socoban |
Think ahead to place blocks in position without trapping yourself. |
 Shanghai |
I like to imagine myself with a Fu Manchu moustache when I play this game. |
| Weird |
 Rainbow Trip |
Fun for 3-year-olds and thirtysomethings. |
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